I'm Alley ♦ I'm 18

I like sleeping and eating of course. I like adventure time and workaholics and that's pretty much the only tv i watch. i like a lot of music. I guess you could say i'm straight, but girls are hot too so whatever. I love chubby and hairy people. if you're nice to me i'll get a crush on you so be warned. i really love talking to people even if I'm not that good at it. some days i hate myself but some days i don't. and as much I talk about being ugly i really do love my face and post it often. I guess that's it.

Gotta stay classy. (Taken with instagram)


Yummy! 🍴 (Taken with instagram)


Oh my god i was talking about how my lips are big and my grandma just said she didn’t like big lips because they look “niggerish”


threepac:

ok i think my teeth are straight now can my braces disappear thanks

musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
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00sjams:

We Be Burnin’ | Sean Paul

726 plays

Smile, I’m always by your side. I love you, can you hear my heart? No matter what anyone says, I will always be with you. Smile…

stop it :’(

(Source: gibbynka)


davidstridersthrobbingcock:

DO YOU EVER LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU JUST LAY DOWN AND STARE AT THE WALL THINKING WOW I LOVE THEM A LOT

(Source: ass-n-titties)


Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you’re not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?

(Source: cee-tallis)

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