October 2011
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we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
you-fooled-me-once:
cinderdrilla:
Oh my god she deserves a noble peace prize.
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September 2011
tyrawanks:
remember that time when 3OH!3 were relevant for like 5 minutes
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Watchundercoverbutter:
mattheldersruinedmyvagina:
My cousin dancing to “Come Back Home” by Two Door Cinema Club
this is the most amazing kid ever. and I want his tshirt
This kid is going places.
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me: hey mom dad can i talk to you
mom: ya
dad: sure son whats up
me: um im gay
mom: no not my little boy *cries*
dad: get out of my house you faggot
me: no homo
mom: oh thank god you scared me
dad: lol you little rascal
sexualoffence:
goin to sleep hope i suffocate on my pillow :) x
Same.
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fapoleon:
if you wanna be my lover
you gotta just tell me i’ll prob say yes.
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fuckzach:
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
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I feel like I'm gonna puke and poop my guts out.
But I really can’t tell if it’s anxiety or the fact that I had Chinese and Mexican food in the same day.
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penisdetective:
reblogging someone purely because you want to have sex with them
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NEW TOTHEARK
xformfollowsfunctionx:
SHIT.
Ahh, dammit I haven’t been keeping up with that shit in forever. I wish I could remember these things!
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YOU LEAVE YO DICK ROUND ME BEST BELIEVE YO DICK...
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Actually, I think I’ll wait until my parents are asleep.
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Why are all the best photos of me taken while I’m on the toilet?
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gurry:
what if I moshed during the opera?
what if?
