mylifeasapigeon: my friends only want to hang out with me because they’re boyfriends are busy they have no one else to hang out with lol
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
hugpug: shout out to Amanda Bynes for never trying to have a singing career If you saw her in hairspray you know why, too.
doctordude: Ned’s Declassified Government Documents
external-internal-freedom: idk i have good taste in music and i have boobs what more do people want from me
ohyeahpierre: pambeeskneesley: one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron Can you really blame them, Japanese Butt...
Is it possible to miss someone you've never met?
Good handjob tips:
downandoutt: Put your mouth on it.
4794: what do you do when you are not hot enough to be hot but not ugly enough to be ugly lmao
tittyminaj: my favorite sex position is eye contact with strangers
sassyourass: if I was a prostitute I would: cuddle - $50 tickle - $75 hold hands - $300 end of list
hashtagshittedonem: ill pay you five bucks to burn down my school
adolfphin: avril lavigne is like 30 why is she still emo
therealhousewivesofpanem: how do photobloggers make friends “hey i like that picture of a waterfall and that bathtub u reblogged” “wanna b friends” “ok”
fatggot: if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
brandnewswastikas: A real feminist would never pee sitting down.
plasticoctopus: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN