shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
blaggot: I like boys they’re so hot but I fuckin hate them they’re stupid
lardele: breaking news: adele crowned victor of the latest hunger games after consuming the other 23 tributes right at the start
madeagoestohell: Sisterhood of the Travelling Jeggings
tsarcasm: mileyhighrus: i watched the big bang theory once and didn’t even crack a smile and that says a lot because i think some of the dumbest, most unfunny shit is funny like, i laugh at animated gorillas dancing and the big bang theory somehow manages to be so much stupider than that The only emotion it evokes from me when I watch it is pure anger.
wontonpoop: i am very bad at expressing myself on the internet
me at school: omg i can't wait to get home and get on the internet
me on the internet: omg the internet is so boring
tentacruels: when super cute boys have trashy girlfriends
transparentradiation: sassyrabbi: reblog if these are your tabs at all times (: You know me too well, Tumblr.