tltty: you always like a blogger more once they follow you back bc then you feel like you’re friends
If you see anybody I know tell ‘em I hate ‘em all.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, 1926 (via notquitecharlotte)
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
donkeykongcountry2: “i dont care about looks” LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR YOU ARE LYING
reverendputty: I am cool and awesome.
jarppileppala: I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
me in every single restaurant ever: i'll have the chicken fingers
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
javelining: it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
coagulates: i just logged into my myspace and I see a message from Colbie Caillat and then I opened it… ohh mmy gosh sarah do you see this?!?!?!!?!!?!?!? we’re not the only ones yessss
ssweaterweather: it feels to me like the more time you spend with someone you care about the less time you want to ever be apart from them right
chekhov: i understand why you should label trigger warnings but i still won’t do it because i’m so so lazy and i don’t even read half the stuff on my dash anyway i just look at gay porn and make text posts