August 2012
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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so it’s not like i think im ugly or anything
i like the way i look
but it’s like there are SO MANY people who are way more gorgeous than me so i feel like even though im pretty no one is really gonna care to notice or talk to me because there’s all those other people that they could like a million times more
idk
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
rel-ecno:
losing friends to people you helped them meet
telepathicacid:
nyeh squidward
sleazyjet:
There’s nothing quite like a tattoo of words in a language you don’t speak or understand
saddeer:
i would still lick ur bhole :/
confusedastronaut-:
when i’m 21 im gonna go to a bar and order apple juice
snoopdong:
snoopdong:
snoopdong:
snoopdong:
ATTENTION EVERYBODY
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD
OUR WORLD
membranes:
sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room
rubican:
i tweeted something derogatory to sarah palin then remembered my mom is her gym partner and my twitter account includes my full name
fml
weoughtto:
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can put a stop to this. Please reblog.
fuckyeahreactions:
letmesayiloveyou:
i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
angrylesbianmom:
i need cute boys to live
jamie-christian-follese:
smatter:
I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
now that’s what i call a family
July 2012
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
tarantinos-foot-fetish:
mi casa es tsukasa
