itsxplacebo: (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
gothicwoadie: “i really like pale girls with tattoos” rawww unique as fuck bro do you like ridng bikes too
internetlord: The only thing enjoyable about winter is the clothes, literally every item of clothing i own and intend to buy is winter clothing omg but other than that winter sucks ITS SPRING TOMORROW HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER
babyminaj: my dog watching porn!
shimmerjugs: I don’t think I’m worthy of being loved and that scares me.
thisriotsucks: Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye...
Ugh I really love her
Oops I’m really fucking sad again hahaha
popeyeschicken: When Disney channel tries to be emotional
unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
nepeter: heres a photo of my six pack
therarescizor: inexperienced bitches on tumbler thinkin meat suppose 2 be 2 feet long yall watch wayyyyy 2 much porno yall better turn that meat ratio all the way the hell down cause yall finna get disappointed a lot in life
richwhitelesbian: 8yrs: there is no better feeling than touching the hand of someone you like for the first time aha look this fuckers never been to a chinese buffet restaurant when they bring out a new thing of fried rice
supremesigh: i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things