beep beep swaggie bro
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
I only feel important when you talk to me. I can never sit still. I think of all the ways my starving hands will touch you.
we need some new and more powerful swears
Why play with yourself when you can play with me?
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
my preferred pronouns are babygirl and princess
found these adorable newborn rat pups when I was cleaning my yard.
when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie