0gre:

pity—sex:

Pee on me………..?

0gre:

pity—sex:

Pee on me………..?

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot

jonnovstheinternet:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love game to me

nighthooker:

the year is 1860 you will receive my sext via pony express within a month 

internetexorcism:

“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed

thechamberofsecrets:

people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable

cunttacular:

cali01:

cunttacular:

Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?

Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.

Mindfuck